UMAE 2026 - Anomalous Planet Dossier 3

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I figured I'd do another one of these for fun. I'm not quite in the mood to draw at the moment, but at the same time I wanted to upload something. I am planning to draw The Goolubber God soon. Might as well given that I drew a manifestation of her here.

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HGMAEX-432
Designations: HG - Hermetic God, MA - Manifestation, EX - Extreme

• HGMAEX-432 is a member of an alarming group of anomalous planets that are the direct manifestations of a higher dimensional entity, in this case, the manifestation of a hermetic god known as "The Goolubber God." The namesake is not a word, rather it is an original concept created by the god in question.
• This planet appears to be made of a rubbery, goo-like substance that can be solid and flexible, but also viscous and sticky.
• This planet does not actually exist, and is just an extension of The Goolubber God. It cannot go beyond being a “planet,” but it can be traveled to and Goolubber herself can appear in our universe to take care of issues.

ENIM-998
Designations: EN - Enigmatic, IM - Impossible

• ENIM-998 is a planet made out of ink. This ink can be used for art, printing and wiring, but it appears to have strange properties that allow it to exist as a proper planet
• Despite lacking the "Extreme" designation, exploration has been deemed off limits due to the inhospitable nature of a planet made out of ink. Research into the substance and a means to safely explore the planet are ongoing.
• Unique flora and fauna have been confirmed to exist on the planet.

ELLERP-066 “The King’s Highway”
Designations: EL - Earth-like, LE - Lost Era, RP - Road Planet

• The throne of The King’s Chariot, and home of The Highway Knight
• Anyone who sets foot on the planet without permission from the chariot MUST face him in a duel to defend their honor and gain the right to traverse the King’s Highway
• Extends into the Dark Highway Expanse in The Dark Void. The planet also appears in any universe that has come into contact with The Unlight and/or Dark Void.
• The rings around the planet appear to be man-made and are the home of the planet's non-vehicular denizens. Despite having a focus on late 20th century roads, the planet is fairly advanced.
• The planet accommodates all forms of vehicles ranging from cars, trucks, trains, boats, and airplanes.

    The Goolubber God is notorious for being a bit of what people would classify as a "troll." She has hidden planets from view, switched the locations of astrological objects back and forth, and has repeatedly taken credit for the erroneous naming of the planet "Orbitar" (even though there is more evidence that this is just more trolling). Despite her trouble making, she appears to be looking out for Liger Brigade Specialist William Ford. The two have known each other since the Epoch of the Cosmos and have extensive history.

    The Men In Black would like to make it explicitly clear that planets like HGMAEX-432 are NOT to be trifled with or visited UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Whereas previous planets covered are inhospitable and dangerous, HGMAEX-432 is the manifestation of an 11th dimensional hermetic god. Any attempts to make contact with HGMAEX-432 should not be considered, and memory suppression procedures will be implemented if these feelings persist. Entities in the 4D to 9D range should also consider speaking with The League before attempting to visit HGMAEX-432.

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    The last dossier was all story and lore-based planets, so with this one I included ENIM-998 to have one that is just an anomalous planet floating out there in space.

    Also yes, "Orbitar" is a real life planet name and it is as dumb as you think it is. I watched a video on it and it actually breaks a lot of planet naming rules.