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UMAE 2026 - Goolubber makes some faces

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Art Page - Master Post - Patreon Despite a bout of Rich-Oppression fatigue for the umpteenth time, I have some art for you guys for once. Why has the art slowed down? I've been busy working on ULTRAMagic Alternate. I decided to draw Goo again, this time with some goofy faces. As some minor housekeeping, I have adjusted how I color her, but it's not that big of a deal. Who is The Goolubber God? Read about her here . What lore can I provide about our favorite 11D hermetic god? How about 6 points of lore? Goo typically manifests with a Brooklyn accent and has a surprisingly good singing voice. Despite her manifestations not always being consistent, this is something that always appears. Goo's gender and sexuality are completely irrelevant as she completely and in totality transcends the concept of human biology and psychology. It is not even accurate to imply she has a gender. Furthermore any classifications relating to the concept do not apply to her. The manifestation we s...

Haze & Chaos - Retaliation Part 2

Previous | First | Next Master Post - Patreon      Will stepped into the War Room only for his eyes to need to adjust to the white LED lights overhead. Things were calm as computers hummed, some staff moved back and forth, and the big screens displayed all sorts of data–but before he could properly take it all in and speak, someone announced his presence. “Will–where’d you come from!?” Trumna asked… he then realized the obvious as he lightly cleared his throat. “You’re here about Mr. Duckenfield, aren’t you?”      “Yeah, pretty much,” Haze answered with a nod of Will’s hand.      Trumna sighed, got up, and brought Will over to a chair at the big table. “Don’t worry, son, we were well on it before he started posting…”      Antares walked over from one of the side tables with a subtle, anxious smile on his face and sat down next to Will. “There you are, Priv… Specialist–good lord, I’m still not used to that… Don’t worry, we...

Haze & Chaos - Retaliation Part 1

Previous | Introduction | Next Master Post - Patreon Retaliation (January 23, 2025)      It was a cold, utterly frigid day in January–that winter had been particularly brutal for Sunset Hill, with temperatures in the single digits. The two houses stayed warm regardless, even if the nights were chilly. Despite the viscous winds and knee deep snow, the hill was utterly beautiful–draped in sheets of sparkly snow with ice hanging from the tall branches of the old and hardy trees. And to sweeten the deal was that the proud, azure sky was on display in all its glory as the sun beamed down on the gelid wonderland. Orion had woken up that morning after sleeping in–nice and cozy, wrapped up in his thick blankets. After giving himself a moment to relax before he headed downstairs, he rose from his bed and pushed his bedding aside. Sleeping in the third dimension of the Cosmos proper was actually quite relaxing all things considered. He had sensed some trouble with his father, bu...

ULTRAMagic Archive - Special 2 - Declassification 1

Previous | First | Next Suggested Reading: Lore Entry 18: Devils Lore Entry 26: ACF-100 Lore Entry 28: Inferno Master Post - Patreon      The ACF-100 incident marks a turning point in The League’s conflict with The Eternal Order, The Extinction Order, and The Profane Alliance–it fundamentally altered the way The League viewed the nature of existence itself, even for its higher-dimensional members. The incident also altered the conflict as a whole, creating ripples throughout time and space whose ramifications are still being discovered to this day. Under orders from 05-Red Command of The Anomaly Containment Foundation (The ACF), the following information has been cleared to be released in this document. The following will detail information surrounding the conflicts that occurred because of the incident and in relation to the ongoing war against The Lost Darkness God and Surtr within Universe-23 and Inferno-23.      The earliest official date attributed ...

UMAE - Chaos Angel (2026 Update)

Master Post - Patreon - Original Chronology: Following the events of Schwarzes Biest and ULTRAMagic Interlude (Bonus Chapters)      It was going to be a fairly interesting day at the Pari Mansion. Valentina had been expecting her good friend, the angel Achasiah, as he had something important to tell her. It related to everything she had been going through in regards to Heaven’s armies, Inferno, and the conflicts within The Unlight. In particular the fight to free the kingdom of Shadowland had been particularly involved, and Valentina had fought in a great war for Heaven against The Sons of Muspel leading up to the brouhaha in Shadowland. Truthfully the final push against the villainous Milosh Proch and his bumbling Eternal Church (or ‘The Eternal Cult’ as they colloquially called it) seemed tame in comparison. Still, Achasiah had something important to tell her that would connect all the dots for the dark angel. Valentina’s daughter, Gabriella, already knew what he ...