UMAE 2026 - Anomalous Planet Dossier 2

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    Here, have another anomalous planet dossier. No, I'm not rushing these out. I was watching more videos on astronomy and exoplanets last night and wanted to experiment with the planet designs. Also I am heartbroken to find out our solar system may have had a 5th giant that got ejected from the system.

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SEVO-8676
Designation: SE - Sentient, VO - Volcanic

• Apparently the brother of SEPSI-2378, seemingly a bit antisocial, and potentially what we would consider “autistic.” Doesn't appear to get along perfectly well with his sister planet.
• SEVO-8676 is a volcanic planet with a unique appearance due to the substance it produces from its core that allows the planet to be habitable and stable in a sense. It's possible its volcanic terrain is done on purpose to keep people out.

CYPSISE-1092
Designation: CY - Cybernetic, PSI - Psionic, SE - Sentient

• A cybernetic planet that built itself and is responsible for the CY Designation. It's unclear how it naturally came into existence with sentience and cybernetics, and it is believed that it collected the scattered remains of failed planets of its solar system to further build itself.
• Seems to be a peace keeper between SEVO-8676 and SEPSI-2378, his solar system being close to theirs. He communicates with them through psionic abilities and settles any disputes they have.

IGSE-333 "Tartarus"
Designation: IG - Ice Giant, SE - Sentient

• The Solar System’s lost “fifth giant” who gained sentience and attempted to return home, but could not due to potentially ejecting planets from the solar system.
• Currently resides outside the Kuiper belt in interstellar space, keeping the solar system safe with help from Planet X (“Nibiru”), The Comet Dragon, and The Star Eater. Tartarus is also in contact with The Miranda Group.
• Actively battling Planet 9. Tartarus uses void magic from The Tyrant God, making him one of the strongest known void callers.

ATSW-444 "Planet 9"
Designation: AT - Active Threat, SW - Super Weapon

• A planet The Extinction Order (and the rich elite allied with them) converted into a super weapon to subjugate Earth. It can physically subjugate Earth and is also designed to instill hostility in humanity by being "pseudoscience” and prompting those that do not believe it exists to attack their fellow man for merely talking about it.
• Planet 9 makes use of gravitational manipulation and [REDACTED] to cause turmoil for the solar system.
• Planet 9 has attempted to enter and influence the solar system in 1846, 1906, 1930, 1989, 2003, and 2014. These are known instances, however.

Tartarus has been willing to communicate with the Men In Black and The League. This is an excerpt from an interview when asked what happened to it after being ejected from the solar system. Parts of the excerpt may be unintelligible due to being translated from electromagnetic emissions.

I don't remember too much from that time, as I wasn't cognizant yet. What I can remember was something grabbing hold of me and [unintelligible] Is that the best way to describe it? Um... Yes, something got a hold of me and sent me flying. It then got really cold and that's when I woke up for the first time. I was lost and confused... [unintelligible] I don't know what happened, but I gained the ability to travel. I made my way back home [unintelligible, but bitter sweet] and... well, someone told me I couldn't reenter the Solar System... [unintelligible, but sounds like he was starting to cry] And then someone else came to me and offered me a job! He was a really nice man known as The Tyrant God... or at least what's left of him at the moment... [unintelligible] and he told me I could help keep the Solar System safe! And then he connected me with The Star Eater and The Comet Dragon and I've been standing guard ever since! [unintelligible, but sounds quite proud and happy].

Further on in the interview, when asked about Planet 9...

[High amounts of distorted static in line with angry yelling] PLANET 9?! PLANET 9! I HATE PLANET 9!! [unintelligible] I've been fighting off that vile HELLSPAWN of a creation for centuries at this point! THAT VILE KARNAGE once had an evil, voracious planet trying to devour his tower, but he destroyed it with ease. He then took the repugnant thing and turned it into smaller monstrosities that he gave to [unintelligible yelling]. THAT IRREVERENT WASTE OF PNEUMA! You think Karnage was ever a true god? [static that sounds similar to maniacal laughter] I know his dirty little secret... A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE!

The interview had to be concluded due to Tartarus going into an emotional fever pitch and potentially destroying several comets, asteroids, and rogue planets passing by the Kuiper belt.

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I am working on a personal side project where I gave my characters up to three musical themes to get to know them better, and for Tartarus I immediately thought of Soldier of Heaven by Sabaton.

Anyways, I cut it here and stop rambling before this gets too long again.