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UMAE 2026 - AIN-NULL talks about "AI"

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Art Page - Master Post - Patreon      Given the sheer stupidity of my country's government, I feel this art of AIN-NULL (The Cyber God) talking about "AI" is necessary. The White House can go f--- itself, I will never refer to AI as "super intelligence." "AI" can go screw itself in general.      A fun little piece of AIN-NULL's lore aside from the fact that he is a digital hermetic god, is that he can influence any program in existence. It's already been established that he has the properties of computer viruses, albeit he is not a "computer virus," despite his manifestation being classed as one. Chatbots and Large Language Models are particularly susceptible to his influence or corruption, depending on how you want to look at it. Through The Liger Brigade's research, it has been discovered that LLM (Large Language Models) and AI Chatbots are at the highest risk for corruption given that they process AIN-NULL's data and ass...

UMAE 2026 - The St. Patrick's Day Incident

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Art Page - Master Post - Patreon      Disclaimer, I suck at art and put more effort into my writing, but that's not going to stop me from trying when I have a funny idea in mind.      St. Patrick's day 2025 was a fun time for Will, hot off the heels of his court case against Laurence Duckenfield. He was up for hanging out at the St. Patrick's Day party organized at the Witchaven Firehall by Ellen Corcoran, but something was off. Gerri, Will's ex, was in attendance given an interview she was involved in at Sky Fortress Camelot not too long before and noticed something odd: There was a lone Wigan kebab on one of the tables. What ensued was a bizarre adventure featuring extra-dimensional hijinks, several bottles of whiskey, an eldritch horse monster from the depths of The True Abyss, and an obnoxious vampire named Melvin Montgomery.      Yes, this is something I am going to reference in today's chapter upload for ULTRAMagic Haze & Chaos: T...

UMAE 2026 - Will and Sam in the blob pit

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Art Page - Master Post - Patreon Before you ask, Will is 30 and Sam is 28 as a human. You know what? This one is fine to upload to the blog. I mean, yeah, obviously my intent is on my sleeves... but let's be real, DA's standards are way too strict. This isn't even PG-13. This is PG at worst. Honestly this is more comedic than anything else given Will's attitude. Oh no, the villains captured the heroes... except Will is being a poor sport about it. This isn't canon to the books, but it could be canon. Universe-23 is weird like that. Maybe I'll canonize it in a future short story to show off the two's magic, or illustrate how Sam is being there for Will on his missions. I don't really have a story for this one other Will-23 and Sam-23 got themselves into trouble and are now sinking into a pit of sticky blobs designed as a booby trap to capture intruders in some facility they had to infiltrate. The two are currently coming up with a plan to escape... desp...

UMAE 2026 - The Alkainting God being himself

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Art Page - Master Post - Patreon - - - - -      Well this is going to be an interesting year if we're starting out with these two. I need to draw The Red Man more and it also wouldn't hurt to draw Void Callers interacting with their Void Patrons. The Alkainting God is also a legitimately interesting concept and ever since I drew him for The Gods Volume 1 I've been wanting to do more with him. Let's get into some lore. Here's The Basics of Magic as that talks about void magic. - - - - -      Due to the rarity and obscurity of void callers, the challenges they go through with their void patrons is poorly documented if documented at all. The god you work with will determine your void magic and may affect your life as a whole. Void magic is not for everyone, especially given how rare the aptitude is, and The Red Man's void magic is beyond belief for even the most seasoned mages and void callers. This is to be expected when his void patron is The Alkainting...