UMAE 2026 - Anomalous Planet Dossier 1
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This was a pain in the ass to work on because Krita decided to be a pain and keep crashing... Let's do some world building because I had the idea for anomalous planets and I wanted to flesh out some Men In Black lore... yes, the Men In Black are a thing in UMAE.
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The Men In Black is a secret organization that deals with PSAA, or Paranormal/Supernatural Alien Activity. Stationed on the Moon, the MIB works closely with The League, The Liger Brigade, and The Anomaly Containment Foundation to keep humanity safe from and unaware of anomalous alien activity. An area of astronomy that the MIB has to work extra hard to suppress is the discovery of exoplanets. Many exoplanets are normal, but there are also many that have anomalous properties.
Anomalous exoplanets are kept top secret, even from most secretive government organizations. Their namesakes come from their designation, a secondary designation, and a serial number. Some exoplanets may also warrant a third designation.
ORUS-5623
Designations: OR - Organic, US - Unique Substance
Designation: EX - Extreme, PSI - Psionic
Designation: SE - Sentient, PSI - Psionic
Designation: CO - Cognitohazard, EX - Extreme, LE - Lost Era
Designation: CO - Cognitohazard, EN - Enigmatic
Civilians who find out about these planets that do not have clearance from the MIB will be hunted down, have their memories erased, and personality adjusted to make sure information about these planets do not leak to the public. The political feud between the left wing and the right wing has been an excellent source of distraction for the masses. While the MIB did not invent these conflicts, they have been known to infiltrate radicalized cells, organizations, and alliances to agitate such conflicts to keep people distracted.
It should be noted that these planets are DANGEROUS. They cannot be tamed, they cannot be conquered, they cannot be defeated, and they cannot be settled. The TTRPG effect is a phenomenon noted amongst the MIB where civilians, particularly interested in grimdark fantasy, will attempt to boast about how they would build a massive space empire to conquer or destroy these planets. There are people who have joined the MIB with this mentality. The MIB would like every civilian to know that your TTRPGs are FICTION, and this is real life. Your favorite character is only able to conquer their setting because they are written to do so. You are not the master of humanity, you are a normal human who would not know how to survive on these planets.
Hey, Dead God here... want me to give you nightmares tonight? Realistically the MIB should be hunting you down for finding out about these, but these are actually the ones they don't mind revealing. Trust me, there are ones that are worse than these that even Will doesn't know about...
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This was a pain in the ass to work on because Krita decided to be a pain and keep crashing... Let's do some world building because I had the idea for anomalous planets and I wanted to flesh out some Men In Black lore... yes, the Men In Black are a thing in UMAE.
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The Men In Black is a secret organization that deals with PSAA, or Paranormal/Supernatural Alien Activity. Stationed on the Moon, the MIB works closely with The League, The Liger Brigade, and The Anomaly Containment Foundation to keep humanity safe from and unaware of anomalous alien activity. An area of astronomy that the MIB has to work extra hard to suppress is the discovery of exoplanets. Many exoplanets are normal, but there are also many that have anomalous properties.
Anomalous exoplanets are kept top secret, even from most secretive government organizations. Their namesakes come from their designation, a secondary designation, and a serial number. Some exoplanets may also warrant a third designation.
ORUS-5623
Designations: OR - Organic, US - Unique Substance
- ORUS-5623 consists of a water-like, viscous, indigo substance and an organic mass making up the atmosphere and land of the planet.
- The organic mass is visible from space and feeds off of the indigo substance. How it exists and facilitates its feeding is still being researched.
Designation: EX - Extreme, PSI - Psionic
- EXPSI-666 has black, rocky, mountainous surface with a purple interior exposed by giant chasms visible from space
- This planet is notable for being psionic and influences anyone that views it, compelling them to build means to reach the planet.
Designation: SE - Sentient, PSI - Psionic
- SEPSI-2378 is a sentient, female planet covered in a unique substance originating from the planet that is replenished by the core.
- The planet is capable of enthralling men and teleporting them to the planet to establish a form of symbiosis. The men take care of the planet and the planet takes care of them.
- SEPSI-2378 does not allow females on the planet
Designation: CO - Cognitohazard, EX - Extreme, LE - Lost Era
- This is a planet from the Lost Era that exists across several universes and in The Unlight.
- It always appears distorted and this distortion is always shifting. Travel to this planet is deemed impossible by conventional means
- This appears to be the homeworld of the Lost Era Shard Humans
Designation: CO - Cognitohazard, EN - Enigmatic
- A planet whose essence is a cognitohazard, but provides no clearly defined hazard.
- Perception of CONE-9998 allows one to travel to it, but what happens there is unclear. Video documentation of the surface shows hyper surreal, irrational landscapes with exploration teams being chased by indescribable entities that take forms based on the viewer’s fears, with exploration teams subsequently becoming lost.
Civilians who find out about these planets that do not have clearance from the MIB will be hunted down, have their memories erased, and personality adjusted to make sure information about these planets do not leak to the public. The political feud between the left wing and the right wing has been an excellent source of distraction for the masses. While the MIB did not invent these conflicts, they have been known to infiltrate radicalized cells, organizations, and alliances to agitate such conflicts to keep people distracted.
It should be noted that these planets are DANGEROUS. They cannot be tamed, they cannot be conquered, they cannot be defeated, and they cannot be settled. The TTRPG effect is a phenomenon noted amongst the MIB where civilians, particularly interested in grimdark fantasy, will attempt to boast about how they would build a massive space empire to conquer or destroy these planets. There are people who have joined the MIB with this mentality. The MIB would like every civilian to know that your TTRPGs are FICTION, and this is real life. Your favorite character is only able to conquer their setting because they are written to do so. You are not the master of humanity, you are a normal human who would not know how to survive on these planets.
Hey, Dead God here... want me to give you nightmares tonight? Realistically the MIB should be hunting you down for finding out about these, but these are actually the ones they don't mind revealing. Trust me, there are ones that are worse than these that even Will doesn't know about...
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Yeah, a bit of a long one, but I think this was some fun lore. The MIB will be showing up in Haze & Chaos and perhaps the upcoming Lore Entry on Screaming Gravastars. And yes, I will do more of these in the future.
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