ULTRAMagic Alternate

Previous | First | Next Master Post - Patreon           “Well, I mean I get that a lot, as I tend to get around,” Nosmirc tried to handwave. “I’m the Amazing Nosmirc after all, a purveyor of favors and services–a bit of a miracle worker if you will…” “No no, I definitely recognize you from somewhere…” The Metal God asserted as he stroked his chin. “That voice is unmistakeable…” Erikson whistled in a mocking manner. “This just got interesting…” Nosmirc was sweating bullets as everyone was beginning to stare, but thankfully the tension was broken by a stone doorway rising up from the floor from nearby. The great hall shook for a second as the doors opened with sand spilling from them. “Oh look at that–The Madman of Old, ladies and gentlemen!” Walking over to the group was a tall, stone statue of man with a distinct brutalist aesthetic to him, but it was easy to tell this was not his true self. “Grettings everyone, pardon my unannounced arrival.”...

Previous | First | Next Master Post - Patreon           “Just like that, Davis?” Blood-Wraith inquired. “Well, I mean sure, but you’ll need to get into shape first.” “That shouldn’t be hard,” Dragoslava noted as the group walked to the Embassy. “My dad and Torunn have some of the best workout strategies around.” “Really?” Davis asked. “Like, is this all for free?” “Of course, lad,” David replied. “This is now a guild matter and The Iron City takes these matters very seriously.” “Curiously, matey–what kind of magic do you see yourself exploring?” Jonathan wondered. “Oh, well I’ve always envisioned myself casting lightning bolts, like my fantasy tabletop character.” “Ah, then you should speak to Barry Boyle and Vapor 6 to see if you’re capable of learning elektromancy…” “I could probably throw in some pointers,” Ludwig added as they entered the embassy. “There’s other means of casting lightning-based magic if you cannot perform elektroman...