UMAE 2026 - BREAKING...

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I decided to draw a scene from Lore Entry 29: The Commercialverse... "scene," as in this is something that was described, but did not actively happen.

If you want to know more, check out the BREAKING... section of Lore Entry 29.

Disclaimer: The following phone numbers are 100% fake placeholders intended to avoid actual phone numbers, regardless if I can make a proper fake or not

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- - IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE ANOMALY CONTAINMENT FOUNDATION (ACF) - -

If you or anyone you know sees any digital media related to BREAKING… DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE MEDIA. Delete the file, close the web browser, disconnect your internet router, or shut off the computer as a whole. Contact The Anomaly Containment Foundation at [XXX-XXX-XXXX] and report every detail of your encounter to the operator and subsequent agent. Remain calm and do not interact with your computer. Wait for extraction, and go with the ACF agents for counseling and memory suppression therapy.

If you are receiving this message, it is likely that you are in close proximity to media related to BREAKING… If you notice any strange phenomena or see something in your peripheral vision, contact the following number immediately [ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZZZ] and provide full details to the agent. Report any strange files or links you have encountered.

If you have received a package relating to BREAKING… as a gift or through mail, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH IT. Do not attempt to open the package or play the media. Make a note of how you received the item and who it was from and contact the following number [YYY-YYY-YYYY]. A retrieval team will arrive to collect the item. Remain calm and follow their instructions, and report with them to the nearest ACF facility for counseling and memory suppression therapy.

You should… watch the movie – 98% Critic Score! [INFORMATION EXPUNGED] – Frowny face – The ACF annoys me…

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Unlike The SCP Foundation who will redact, expunge, and amnestic you out of existence if you merely sneeze in a way that suggest you know about them, The ACF is proactive and approachable, always on the look out for anomalies. The SCP Foundation is aggressively top secret while The ACF leans more towards being an open secret.

I nearly forgot to eat breakfast... So I had this as off the cuff idea and figured it would be a quick and easy one to draw. I still suck at hands... Check out Lore Entry 29. It's the new longest lore entry, ha.

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